5 Ways to Mess Up Your Seasonal Office Party - A Little Holiday Humor!

1. Planning, time & budget: Assign organizing thewhat employees would most enjoy. In general,
party to the employee who has the biggestpeople enjoy events where they feel inspired,
workload. Remember the saying - if you wantincluded and appreciated. Remember -- substance is
something done, ask a busy person! A couple ofmore important than flash. With creativity you can do
days notice and a twenty dollar bill should do it. Ina lot on a little.
fact, for only $19.65 you can get a bucket of KFC2. Be inclusive: A Christmas party may alienate some
plus a Keg of Liebefraumilche.of your staff. If people are from diverse
2. Invitations: Compose a quick scattermail. Christmasbackgrounds, have a more generic Holiday party. If
Party tomorrow -- be there or keep making salesyou have an office party during the day, make sure
calls - your choice. For those people who don'teveryone can attend. Do invite significant others and
celebrate Christmas (but maybe Hannukah orchildren for at least one office party a year.
Ramadan instead) -- suggest they stay behind to3. Help them mix: Your company party may be the
clean out old files. If people want to invite kids oronly time people get to meet the president, CEO or
significant others, tell them that family members canVPs in person, or people from other departments or
be annoying.locations. Make sure people don't spend the entire
3. Seating: Seat people with their regular officeevent with their regular office buddies. Enhancing
buddies so they can come up with funny names forworkplace relationships at all levels can have a very
the people they don't like in other departments.positive affect on the bottom line, communication,
4. Refreshments: If people get drunk make a note ofenjoyment and overall morale.
the things they say and do, then remind them on4. Eat, drink and be merry -- in moderation: If you
Monday morning.serve alcohol make sure you serve food at the same
5. Activities: Ask the IT guy to "get the party going".time. Include plenty of non-alcoholic drinks and healthy
This could lead to some wonderful spontaneousfood options along with the usual treats. If people
activities like hacking the boss's private files, the sickoverdo it they may associate your party with
joke contest, or paint ball with Correction Fluid.negative feelings about what they did or said, or how
5 Ways to Amp Up your Office Partythey felt the next day. Provide other forms of "social
In case you aren't interested in the possible sidelubricant" such as interactive mixers.
effects of the above, here are some tried-and-true5. Hire a pro: To create the right atmosphere you
approaches to ensuring an enjoyable event.might like to hire a professional speaker who knows
1. Create a planning committee: Spread the organizinghow to bring people together respectfully and easily,
over several people. Ensure there is enough planningand keep them laughing the whole time.
time and a big enough budget. However, do survey